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  • people: you just want everything to be gay
  • me: yes
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robotsandfrippary:

bee-the-gatekeeper:

bunjywunjy:

SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP THAT STICK INTO A BANJO RIGHT NOW



WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SONGS ABOUT RAINBOWS?

robotsandfrippary:

bee-the-gatekeeper:

bunjywunjy:

SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP THAT STICK INTO A BANJO RIGHT NOW

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SONGS ABOUT RAINBOWS?

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  • giovanni: look, ash, i wish i could tell you what the deal is with those two, i really do
  • giovanni: like, one time i walked in on them in a supply room in just their underwear and i was sure that i had finally cracked the jessie and james case
  • giovanni: but actually they had just tied their clothes into a rope so that they could escape an upper level room they had accidentally locked themselves in.
  • giovanni: they had, of course, ended up in another room locked from the outside. i think they were trying to use their meowth's forehead coin to reflect sunlight into a morse code distress signal
  • giovanni: anyways im sending out my rhydon next
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moosekleenex:

Maxi dresses.

moosekleenex:

Maxi dresses.

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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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bestpal:

imblakeandyourenot:

bestpal:

my pussy > the Beatles

Anyone who thinks this way has never listened to The Beatles.

Sike bitch u never tasted this pussy

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rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 

rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 

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